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| Mistakes Were Made, Part 1 (a.k.a. Glass Jumps) (Season: 1 Episode: 8) First Aired: 11/12/2006 |
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(Kevin and Kitty are having coffee at an outdoor cafe.) Kevin: You're the lying whore of the family! Kitty: And you're the stuck-up bitch! Kevin: I thought we could celebrate with lunch, you could even buy since you're so flush, since we're sort of equals. Scotty: Me having money makes us equals? Kevin: Only in terms of- Scotty: I thought what made us equals was we're human beings, but oh yeah, that's right, you're not a human being. I remember now, you're a Martian. I usually don't like to admit things like this Kevin, but I was completely wrong about you. Kevin: (on the phone) Hi, um, Scotty, it's-it's Kevin, you're least favorite Martian. Look, I've been on your planet for 34 years and I still get a lot of things wrong like about, um, money and work and people and life and love. Everything. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I think you're amazing and funny and cute as hell and I just hope that someday, I don't know, maybe three Martian years from now because our years are longer than yours, maybe I could be worthy of your human love and respect, whether we're together or not. That's all. Kevin: Please tell me this is the part where you let me off the hook. Scotty: It's not. David: You're missing your husband. Nora: Yes. Do you ever miss...um? David: Cheryl. Sometimes. Nora: What happened? Can I ask? David: Well to tell you the truth I'm not really sure. We waited a long time to get married because.... Well, I'm not really sure about that either... Nora: You were playing the field? David: Not that much actually. I just never met the right person. The person that makes you feel like you'd better hurry up. Like there's never going to be enough time. Nora: William made me feel like that. Its been its own perfect little hell finding out about all his betrayals. But, when it was good...he made me feel like this whole world- like this whole big beautiful world, was lucky to have me. Little me. Some trick, huh? David: Not at all. Nora: Sometimes it hurts so much to remember. David: I think...it would hurt even more to forget. |