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Northern Exposure
(Season: 1 Episode: 7)
First Aired: 11/5/2006
Tommy: Hand me a screwdriver. You know what a screwdriver looks like, don't you?
Kevin: It's orange and comes in a glass with ice.
Tommy: (in reference to the ranch house) It's like a frat house in here!
Kevin: You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke. If it gets well dressed and witty, it's mine.
Justin: You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war.
Kevin: and stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective.
Tommy: Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.
Sarah: How could you not want to help Julia and Tommy?
Kevin: Okay take a minute, Sarah, and think this through. This does not fall within the primers of normal brotherly duty.
Sarah: Since when has this been a normal family?
Scotty: Having eaten a few meals with you people I have to agree with Sarah on that point.
Warren: I've got to say, your family seems pretty left of the salad fork. How'd they go wrong with you?
Kitty: Oh, by being perfect I guess. Well, at least appearing that way. Wedded bliss from my parents, songs around the piano during the holidays, touch football in the summertime. So, I don't know, I guess when I discovered politics I wanted to support the party that stood for those values. Home. Family. America...