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Going Once...Going Twice
(Season: 3 Episode: 8)
First Aired: 11/16/2008
Paul: I'm so flattered. But I'm afraid I'm way past my twink phase.
Kevin: I guess I wanted to still prove that I could do that, that I could take care of you. If I couldn't, then why would you even love me?
Scotty: Kevin, I don't love you because of how much money you make, or because you can take care of me. I love you because your heart is bigger than your very annoying brain.
Scotty: Kevin, we gotta talk.
Kevin: Oh what, storming out of Sarah's house in the middle of dinner wasn't communicative enough for you?
Scotty: I didn't feel like making a scene.
Kevin: Well you did, you just didn't stick around to see it.
Sarah: No, but I have faith. And I know that whatever pain all this is causing is worth it. The moment you have your child, you'll be so grateful for every screw-up, every disappointment, all the uncertainty, because in the end, it's all led you to your daughter, your son.
Kitty: Well I hope you're right.
Sarah: I am.
Nora: You just don't believe anyone can succeed without your help. There you go-- Kevin Walker to the rescue. But you know what? Maybe some people would really like to do things without your help. Maybe we don't wanna be rescued. Maybe we'd like you to mind your own business.
Paul: (to Nora) You know, we have similar taste in men. I mean I just go from one cheater to another.
Paul: I've heard so much about you.
Saul: I've heard nothing about you.
Sarah: (to Tommy) You are so not as funny as you think.
(Kevin just got a pay cut.)
Robert: Nobody goes into politics for the money; it's all about making a difference.
Kevin: Right. Who needs those extra zeroes anyway.
Justin: (referring to Saul) Poor guy. Why, he doesn't have anything to do. He doesn't have a job, he just mopes around all day.
Nora: Hello Pot, have you met Kettle?
Justin: That's hilarious. I think, I think you're forgetting the fact that I have a girlfriend, that I go to Narcotics Anonymous, and I've recruiting duties. Ok I'm pathetic too.