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Double Negative
(Season: 2 Episode: 14)
First Aired: 4/27/2008
Rebecca: So how's everyone doing?
Kitty: I've been better.
Sarah: Sucktacular.
Scotty: I'm thinking of starting a charity of my own. Stitches for bitches. I thought it was funny.
Kevin: No! It was hilarious.
Justin: You're a DNA-tested and approved Walker, which means you have to learn how to surf.
Rebecca: Do Sarah and Kitty know how to surf?
Justin: They've tried it once, and they complained the entire time.
Rebecca: Does it have to be this early?
Justin: They sounded just like that.
Nora: Are you here for the ice cream, or because you're worried about me being alone in this big empty house.
Sarah: No, I'm worried about me being all alone in my middle-size empty house. And, the creamy vanilla ice cream.
Robert: Are you telling me you want me to turn down the vice presidency so we can have a baby?
Kitty: No. I just want you to want to. I just want your love for me to be more important than your ambition.
Robert: Please don't act like my ambition is something new. It has always been there, you were attracted to it.
Kevin: Look, I think I've figured out a way to solve your problems.
Scotty: You're going to teach me to devein shrimp with one hand?
Kevin: Your insurance problems.
Scotty: If it involves me not having to take a third job, I'm all for it.
Kevin: Why don't we file for domestic partnership?
Scotty: Excuse me?
Kevin: It's so simple. All we have to do is fill out some forms, get them notarized, and that is that. We are then recognized as a couple by the state of California, and that entitles you to the insurance from my firm. That's medical, dental, vision, life, accidental death and dismemberment...
Scotty: (sarcastic) Death and dismemberment, yippee.
Kevin: What's with the sarcasm?
Scotty: Nothing. I said I was going to take care of it and I will, okay, Kevin? It's my problem.