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Matriarchy
(Season: 1 Episode: 23)
First Aired: 5/20/2007
Justin: Mom, I'm going to a place where people are getting blown up on a daily basis okay, and there's a very real possibility that I'm not gonna come back-
Nora: Stop! Stop. If you go there believing that something's going to happen to you, then something's going to happen to you.
Justin: I'm a recovering addict who's going to Iraq in 10 days.
Tommy: That's my point exactly. A military man going off to war, you could get some serious sympathy action.
(About the McCallisters)
Nora: Look at us, we're all sitting round here like a bunch of party poopers.
Saul: How can we compete with the McCrazies?
(About Kevin and Jason's bad blind date)
Jason: I'm sure I just caught Kevin on a bad day.
Kitty: No, no he's always like that.
(Viewing an engagement party venue)
Kevin: What are you doing here?
Jason: I was told I'd be meeting your mother but it seems both sides sent the gay scouts instead.