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| Matriarchy (Season: 1 Episode: 23) First Aired: 5/20/2007 |
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Justin: Mom, I'm going to a place where people are getting blown up on a daily basis okay, and there's a very real possibility that I'm not gonna come back- Nora: Stop! Stop. If you go there believing that something's going to happen to you, then something's going to happen to you. Justin: I'm a recovering addict who's going to Iraq in 10 days. Tommy: That's my point exactly. A military man going off to war, you could get some serious sympathy action. (About the McCallisters) Nora: Look at us, we're all sitting round here like a bunch of party poopers. Saul: How can we compete with the McCrazies? (About Kevin and Jason's bad blind date) Jason: I'm sure I just caught Kevin on a bad day. Kitty: No, no he's always like that. (Viewing an engagement party venue) Kevin: What are you doing here? Jason: I was told I'd be meeting your mother but it seems both sides sent the gay scouts instead. |