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Three Parties
(Season: 1 Episode: 18)
First Aired: 4/8/2007
(After Kitty's trip to Castroville)
Kitty: I did go there thinking that if I could find any dirt on you at all, it would be buried in your home town.
Robert: You can bury dirt? How does that work exactly?
Kitty: But instead I found out that I'm really screwed up here because I'm falling in love with a saint.
Robert: You what?
Kitty: Mm, nothing, no I just said that you're this incredibly perfect saint-like saint.
Robert: Well most saints are saint-like but we'll get to that in a minute, you're what?
Kitty: (Mumbling quietly) Oh, I just said that I was falling in love with you.
Kevin: This little drama of peek-a-boo in and out of the closet and the hysteria it inspires is starting to wear just a little bit thin.
Chad: Because I'm freaked out about the implications of coming out and what that might mean for my career.
Kevin: Oh God, I hate that word. Career. It's like the modern day religion.
(After Chad dumps Kevin)
Kevin: You know what, I'm going to join a Monastery anyway, one of those vow of silence places, so I can stay out of trouble.
Justin: Well you'd probably find a way, especially with all of those Monks batting their eyes at you.
(At a party)
Sarah: Is that a romper suit? I've never felt this old in my life.
Kitty: What about that time when you-
Sarah: Yeah, you finish that sentence, you're dead to me.
Justin: I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass.
Kevin: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.