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Something Ida This Way Comes
(Season: 1 Episode: 13)
First Aired: 1/21/2007
(Justin has gone to see Tyler)
Tommy: You let him go?
Kitty: No, no I pinned him down, I gave him a wedgie but I just couldn't keep him there. What was I supposed to-Of course I let him go.
(Kevin and Tommy have hidden the alcohol because Justin is out of rehab.)
Nora: Where did they hide the booze? Tell me, really, I'm not joking.
Saul: Nora, if I knew where it was I'd be drunk by now.
(Kitty and Robert enter a closet)
Robert: If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Kitty: Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
(Robert shuts the door and looks around)
Robert: I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.
(He looks at Kitty who is pouring glasses of wine)
Robert: Have you always been a closet drinker?
Kitty: Are you done?
Robert: No, I'll think of some more.
Kevin: OK. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP?
Tommy: It's in the closet.
Kitty: You put the wine in my closet.
(Kevin walks over to the closet & opens the door)
Kitty: Is your little boyfriend in there?
(Laughs)
Kevin: (Yelling from closet) He's not my boyfriend.
(In Kitty's closet drinking wine.)
Sarah: Oh, whatever, at least your asses weren't plastered all over a plasma. (Tommy and Kevin start laughing) Don't laugh, it's not funny. I can't even look at you people anymore.
Tommy: Imagine how we feel.
Kevin: Yeah, full out on the couches.
Sarah: Oh, stop it.
Kevin: Have you been doing yoga?
Sarah: Okay, that's enough!