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Date Night
(Season: 1 Episode: 5)
First Aired: 10/22/2006
Kitty: Mother, you're wearing a push-up bra.
Nora: Oh please! It wouldn't hurt you to wear a bra every once in a while, too!
Scotty: (to Kevin during their dinner date) I love this part when you look at someone and they don't look away.
David: Why don't you go with me Nora, I'm done from plus one and right now there's no one, so...
Nora: Oh! Well... that.. sure is a good idea... I mean, I was invited too. So, wouldn't be like I was your one. You know, I'm my own one, we would be your one and my one.. just two ones.. you know going .. I could meet you there even.. it would be a good idea.
David: Great! I'll go get my truck.
Scotty: How did you get so cute?
Kevin: I was born this way. What's your excuse?
Scotty: You were the one that cancelled on me to hang out with your mom, so I'm the one that should be offended and a little weirded out.
Kevin: Okay, fine. How's tomorrow night?
Scotty: My boyfriend and I might have plans but I'll check.
Kevin: He can come too, he was kinda hot. How's 7.30?
Scotty: Geriatric, lets say 9.