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Affairs of State
(Season: 1 Episode: 3)
First Aired: 10/8/2006
Kitty: He did love you though.
Nora: He didn't give up anything to do it. What kind of love is that?
Lila: Man why don't you two just hump and get it over with?
Kitty: Hump? Lila the last time somebody humped in America it was 1983 in a Porky's movie.
Warren: You don't know me, Kitty, but you're the first woman in years that sends me spinning. I see you and I drop 10 stories inside, every time.
Kitty: Ah, Warren, you know what? We're not in the last 10 minutes of a Julia Roberts movie. Let's just...talk at work...and tonight? Let's just...relax. Hi! (laughs nervously as her fiancee approaches)
Scotty: And that's your dad? Of course.
Kevin: Yup. the Unknowable King.
Scotty: A leader of men?
Kevin: No, not really. As it turns out, just a man. And one who has after his passing been causing us all a great deal of trouble.
Scotty: May I ask?
Kevin: No you may not, you're just the witness... but its what men do right? And speaking as a gay one I've never been able to master the art of being faithful.
Scotty: Oh. That. That's too bad. But then you can't be faithful to anything until you know why you should.
Justin: It's too much? You want to know what's too much? She's HERE. Mom invited her here.
Kitty: What do you mean "she's here"?
Justin: I mean she's out there drinking mojitoes and...and wearing big jewelry!