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Patriarchy
(Season: 1 Episode: 1)
First Aired: 9/24/2006
Paige: Mars is my favorite planet. It reminds me of you, grandpa.
William: Why is that?
Paige: It is the god of war. He was a warrior.
William: That's me all right.
Nora: I think you should take that job if you want it.
Kitty: I think I do.
Nora: We fight. We...fight! It's not the end of the world. Just come home.
William: (to Kitty) We're here all together, and I must announce with some depredation, you're no longer grounded.
Justin: When she was fourteen, she was grounded indefinitely.
Jonathan: What for?
Kitty: Oh, it had something to do with cigarettes and surf wax.
Tommy: ...And shoplifting and a boy named Pablo.
Justin: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Tommy: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
Kitty: (to Nora) Tommy and dad think the same things I do, and you've managed to reconcile forty years of loving somebody who fundamentally disagrees with you. But you can't love me. And I don't know what it's about.